How Gay Is Gay Enough?

Slipping and sliding down the slope to insanity is what is going on with the North American Gay Athletic Association of America, or NAGAAA. No, really, it's their name. 

And their problem? Apparently one of the teams in their 2008 softball championships, D2, had members that were not gay enough. That's what I said, not gay enough. According to FoxSports, the team that was accused of said non-gayness had their second place standing stripped from them when it was discovered that three of the team's members were bi-sexual. According to the article: 

"After D2 qualified for the 2008 championship series, the NAGAAA held a hearing to determine the sexual orientation of D2 players. The plaintiffs allege they were asked "personal and intrusive questions" about their sexual attractions and desires. At one point during the questioning, D2 players were allegedly told, "This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series." "

Well, now, let's see if we can sort this "out", so to speak. Apparently there is a hierarchy in the world of gay. There is a need to keep a level of purity of gay-ness by keeping other of the less-gay sorts out. Hmm, sounds an awful lot like "anti-bi-sexualism" doesn't it?. Why, how closed minded and selfish of those bigoted homo-purists, those gayer-than-gay gays. Why, they're a bunch of gay fundamentalists! 

Well, not that I care at all, but I think it's funny that a bunch of supposedly gay guys can't put down their masculine need to win and be number one just for one second. But then again, Queen did give us "We Are The Champions." In a twisted way, it all makes sense, or does it?