Over at Scott Ott's Scrappleface blog, we learn that Ahmadinejad has promised to reveal any secret nuclear plans his country might be considering.
Meanwhile, Obama plans to hire cloud fluffers. It will be a way to improve our environment and the economy at the same time, as "collective bargaining units" are up there fluffing up the clouds for us.
And lastly, a new Gallop poll has found that the generic Republican is up by ten points over the generic Democrat. But the generic Republican is warning his supporters that they should not get overconfident, and the candidate plans to stay on message, a vague, but hopeful message, repeating the names Obama, Pelosi, and Reid every time the generic Republican talks about his opponent.
I love satire like this. Wouldn't it be fun to write for The Onion, Scrappleface, or some similar satirical publication?
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