Monday, July 5, 2010

Updates on the Al Gore sexual assault investigation

It appears that if we want to follow what is happening in the case of the first victim to speak out against Al Gore, we are going to have to choose the longest line in the supermarket, so we can read the National Enquirer. Remember how the Enquirer was the one media outlet that broke story after story in the O.J. Simpson murder trial and the John Edwards outings? Well, the Enquirer is beating every other media outlet once again. Here's what they have new this week.

The police in ultraliberal Portland did not even go to the Hotel Lucia to check the video tapes of the many security cameras.

The 54-year-old masseuse saved her black pants that were stained ala Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. Monica's blue dress put The Drudge Report on everyone's must check out list, even if it did not bring down the President.

Before the masseuse went to do the massage, she called a friend and told him how excited she was to be asked to give a massage to Mr. Gore. She called the same friend at 4 a.m. and tearfully related to him what happened. The Portland police did not even interview this outcry witness, who remembers the date, because it was his birthday!

The police transcript is 72 pages long.

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